GUITAR UNIVERSE

Guitar Universe
(GTRUNIV.JPG (image) -34K)

One click of a button on the Data Brick Phone and you can connect toll free to some of the best guitar deals around. This place stocks everything from cheap Twanger models to evil thrashin Muncher models, and no middle people to take a cut, so you know your getting your best twang for the buck.

In fact, there aren't even any pushy sales people around to make you buy something you don't want. The philosophy at Guitar Universe is simple, "If you want it and you have the money, click on the model of your choice, and it is yours!"

Once you pay for your guitar, it is transmitted via radio waves straight to your portable guitar case, so you'll be equipped to take on those evil defenders of the Distortion Dimension, the Guitar Warriors, and maybe get the rare chance to film some unique footage of their bizarre homeland.

We feature a quicktime movie here of one of Guitar Universe's mid-range models, the Alien Grunger. Touch the quicktime icon below with your mouse cursor, and you can see it and hear it for yourself!

We also feature sound bytes from selected guitars (in AIF format) for your downloading pleasure.


( GRUNGER GUITAR MOVIE - 180k)


( TWANGER GUITAR SOUND - 18k)

This is a sample chord of one of Guitar Universe's cheapest models, the Twanger. The Twanger is a twangy guitar that generally doesn't fair too well in battles with Guitar Warriors, unless you really know how to play it like nobody else. (But if you are one of those who can't sell videos worth a darn, it might be the only thing you can afford!)


( MUNCHER GUITAR SOUND - 38k)

This is a sample chord of one of Guitar Universe's most expensive models, the Muncher. The Muncher is a munchy guitar that generally blows away the average Guitar Warrior with a few well timed strums. Unfortunately, it is out of most amateur video director's price range, but for those willing to work hard and save enough dinero, it can be a very helpful instrument for exploiters of the Distortion Dimension.
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